All around solid on the slag. Like, what’s the use to lose weight, if you have some toxins in the body – after the weight loss you again weight rack. Perhaps slugs – this is a very terrible thing that prevents normal metabolism and exchange materialized. Deeper kopnuv this question, I learned that in the human intestine may accumulate up to 15 kilograms of … say, everyone. And it’s all there is for years – and poisons the body. Having read all sorts of medical horror stories, I decided to seriously address the cleansing of the bowel. Fear overcame me slag fear enema – I have decided that the cup will be douches to me the first assistant in preparation for losing weight.
What will it pour?
This is the circle of the very douches became the first opening. It turns out that my favorite rubber hot water bottle – but she is a circle. As a child, when the heating switched off, mom poured into this thing with hot water and we fell asleep in the arms of a warm cozy gurgling heater. Then I had no idea that sheltered under a blanket awful subject of torture … However, when preparing a solution for washing, hope I have been quite happy. But leaped was little enthusiasm subsided as soon as I started to read the instructions. “Klizmenie should be done …” One only words “klizmenie” I felt somehow uncomfortable.
But “a la guerre com a la guerre. A smiling approvingly in the mirror, I took “Bozeman’s position, the pelvis, above the shoulders.” Otherwise, they say, healing liquid, not all sections of the intestine gets. So said the statement. In general, I introduced that must be where it is necessary, and turned the tap on the heater. Waiting until the solution vtechet in my gut, I mentally imagined the following stages of procedure. “When all the liquid will go down, lie down on his back, lifting the pelvis. Even better, if you do stand on the shoulders or forged legs behind his head … “Show me a man who with two liters of water in the intestines can take his position” stand on the shoulders! I personally carved his statue in marble! In that same attitude.
In my more than half do not vteklo, and the toilet wanted brutally. In the abdomen there were unimaginable boil and spasms. “I hate, soldier! – Mentally I ordered myself. – You’ll be fine and the media. In a few hundred milliliters, I started to curse out loud obscenities. Until the end could not withstand. Screaming: “Well it all!” – I rushed to the toilet, not even tighten the tap on the ill-fated Warmer …
Went like clockwork
In the toilet I had a lot of time for reflection. I decided to postpone “klizmenie” in case of emergency. And cleaned up more humane methods. Laxative, for example.
For this purpose, was chosen castor oil. As I heard, is the most gentle method. And the belly of him not to curl, as if from some medical laxatives.
… Frankly, the last paragraph, I drew attention to the least. After all, when you have twice interrupts the discussion of an important project with the chief, a bullet flies through the corridors to the toilet door, down the road the secretary and the cooler with water, then finally breaking into the cabin, the seat squab, you give will hum, feelings … and you hear a door suppressed chuckles and sympathetic: “HeG-ah” – that thoughts begin to work a bit in another direction. However, the chief was a man of tact and moved the discussion on the following day. And even offered to let me go home. I heroically refused, what then was sorry.
The background was as follows: the previous evening I came home from work and immediately drank castor oil with the juice. And the thought of the evening I will be clean and the outside and inside. But there was absolutely nothing! Yet the next day my bowels thoroughly avenged me for bullying. I even saw reinforced. It did not help.
Conclusion: be careful with the castor oil, it is completely unpredictable. While not counting social difficulties after the procedure with castor oil, I began to feel better. And slags seems to me has become much smaller.
PRODUCT Celibacy
The next point was fasting. Taking note of past experience, I have to get out of the use of familiar (and older) people about all the subtleties and nuances. Must starve, increasing days. First day, then two, then three and so on. Before starvation must put yourself an enema, not to fume from unmoved from the intestines of waste. “Enemas?” – I cringed inwardly. What next! So come …
To my great surprise, a day of fasting I have not gone crazy. Is that became nauseated from the water, which I experienced on the advice of deadened glasses. And so – well tolerated.
The next stage of starvation on the rules was scheduled a week later. I decided that two days without food – it is somehow unsporting. And I decided, let it be three. And it was three. And I was not in the example is worse than last time. On the water I could not look. A foul odor from the mouth. He began to ache stomach (oh, and I had gastritis – somehow I forgot?). But saddest of all the situation was with the intestine. The promise of gases began still stand out. In an unimaginable scale. If me then hooked the pipe, I would have provided fuel a couple of negazifitsirovannyh Ukrainian villages. I was of the house on the jet propulsion. And in my head was worn one single thought: “Well, now that the weekend, not working days. When it was Sunday night, and I still have not ceased to resemble a mini-turbine, began involuntary revision of my relationship to the enema. But after another couple of attempts to pour a 2 liter of water completely, and not to rush immediately to the toilet, I tied with starvation.
TOTAL – Oho!
When tested extreme ways I decided to switch to methods of cleaning the body that are compatible with life. And my body to absorb. For example, he was happy to suit yourself
paddy day (all day is only slightly undercooked rice and drink water) and buckwheat days (buckwheat fill the night with sour-cream all day is only her and yogurt drink). They say that these cereals – natural adsorbents. Absorb and withdrawal of all filth from the body. By the way, all the popular jokes about “going to the toilet with a screwdriver after a rice diet in my case turned out to be untrue.
Also went to the practice normally a separate supply for days. One day only fruit, the second day – low-fat unsweetened milk products, the third – only fish and so on. I do not know where the breeding of the old slag, but the new (judging by the results) is clearly in me do not stay. A trivial recipe: drink half an hour before eating a glass of water – was generally godsend! And there really wants less. Now sitting here, writing an article, chew salad (my vegetable day) and I think, and if I need a diet? After a year or two with this diet I can get into their college jeans. Last spring, my three kilos of weight – had vanished.